A Lonely Valentine's Day

At the Anti-Valentine's Day party, teens spent a lot of time adding names to our poster of celebrities who are most likely to spend Valentine's Day alone (or those who just deserve to). Here is a list of my favorites, in no particular order:
  1. All four members of The Wiggles
  2. Steve Urkel
  3. Flavor Flav (from the old-school rap group Public Enemy and more recently of VH1's reality show Flavor of Love, where he searches for the girl of his dreams)
  4. SpongeBob SquarePants
  5. Rick Moranis
  6. Michael Jackson
  7. Rowan Atkinson
  8. Anne Coulter (a conservative political commentator)
  9. Britney Spears (or Spear Britney!, as someone wrote)
  10. Barney and BabyBop
  11. Richard Simmons
  12. Roseanne
  13. Keith Richards
  14. Paris Hilton
  15. Edward Scissorhands
  16. The lady who hosts The Weakest Link
  17. Caligula (an insane Roman Emperor)
  18. Marilyn Manson
  19. Fez from That 70s Show
  20. Jerry Springer
  21. Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa
  22. The old guy from the Six Flags commercials
  23. Elvis
  24. Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey
  25. Draco Malfoy

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

WHAT!! i love draco how can you say that
Amy ;)