A Lonely Valentine's Day

At the Anti-Valentine's Day party, teens spent a lot of time adding names to our poster of celebrities who are most likely to spend Valentine's Day alone (or those who just deserve to). Here is a list of my favorites, in no particular order:

1. All four members of The Wiggles
2. Steve Urkel
3. Flavor Flav (from the old-school rap group Public Enemy and more recently of VH1's reality show Flavor of Love, where he searches for the girl of his dreams)
4. SpongeBob SquarePants
5. Rick Moranis
6. Michael Jackson
7. Rowan Atkinson
8. Anne Coulter (a conservative political commentator)
9. Britney Spears (or Spear Britney!, as someone wrote)
10. Barney and BabyBop
11. Richard Simmons
12. Roseanne
13. Keith Richards
14. Paris Hilton
15. Edward Scissorhands
16. The lady who hosts The Weakest Link
17. Caligula (an insane Roman Emperor)
18. Marilyn Manson
19. Fez from That 70s Show
20. Jerry Springer
21. Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa
22. The old guy from the Six Flags commercials
23. Elvis
24. Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey
25. Draco Malfoy