Anti-Valentine's Day Movies

Stay far, far away from romantic comedies! Here are some rental suggestions from the teens at the Anti-Valentine's Day party:
  1. Weekend At Bernie's (1989, PG-13)--A pair of losers try to pretend that their murdered employer is really alive, but the murderer is out to finish him off.
  2. Chicago (2002, PG-13)--Murderesses Velma Kelly and Roxie Hart find themselves on death row together and fight for the fame that will keep them from the gallows in 1920s Chicago.
  3. Mean Girls (2004, PG-13)--After a sheltered, home-schooled childhood in Africa, Cady Heron must learn to survive the jungle of "Girl World" at a public high school in suburban Chicago after being accepted by the Plastics, the 3 most popular girls in the junior class.
  4. Super Size Me (2004, PG-13)--An irreverent look at obesity in America and one of its sources, fast food corporations.
  5. The Stepford Wives (2004, PG-13)--What does it take to become a Stepford wife, a woman perfect beyond belief? Ask the Stepford husbands, who've created this high-tech terrifying little town, in a very modern comedy-thriller.
  6. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005, PG)--A young boy wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world's most unusual candy maker. Tim Burton + Johnny Depp = creepy!

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