Best Break-Up Lines

These are the best bits from break-up letters that didn't make the cut!

"Every time I hug you, it feels as if I am hugging Hagrid from Harry Potter."
--Sadiya and Ria

"It's not you, it's me. OK, it's you. I hope you enjoy rejection."
--Laura and Katie

"I'm sorry, but you are against my religion."
--No Name Paper

"All you did was misuse me and tear me apart from the things I love. I was the only person who would give you a chance. Don't even try to go out with my good-looking friends because they don't like you."
--Maria and Ritchie

"I could go on and on forever, but I don't want to waste the pencil lead."
--Kara and Judy

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