Perpetrator: home handyman
Victim: little old lady
Object: lollipop
Location: office building
Attention please!
Beware of a lunatic lollipop home handyman. Once we had a case where a little old lady's lollipop was stoled by a handyman while she was in an office building. Before this happens to your grandma, send us ten dollars and your little old grandma will be safe. You can count on us! This happened to my grandma. Stop it before it happens to YOURS!
Sincerely,
The Lollipop Protecting Management
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