I Didn't Study This in Library School

You know, no amount of education can prepare you for some events. Like tonight, when some kids brought a CHICKEN into the library. They found it wandering around in the parking lot. I told them to take it outside and let it go. Then I had to call 911!

The conversation went like this:
"911. State your emergency."
"It's not really an emergency. There's a chicken in our parking lot."
"A what?"
"You know, a hen."
"A chicken!!!???"
"Yes."

So they sent out Animal Control to capture the chicken with a net and a cage! Apparently, one of the neighbors has some illegal chickens! Either that, or it escaped from KFC...